So this week has been pretty exciting as far as my driving skills are concerned, I have to back up and tell yall about last weekend.
Ms. Lynn from my job and I decided to go out Friday night and paint the town. So I put on my best outfit (mind you I only have one club outfit at the moment) and headed back out to Southend. We thought about going back to TALK, but decided against it and instead ventured off into new territory. Kudos to me for actually driving to the club and back. I took a night off from drinking to give Lynn a chance to get wobbly on her feet.
We went to a club called ZERO6 which was having an over 25 night. I am soooo trying to stay away from the half naked teenyboppers. The club wasn't half bad. There were television screens up so you could watch the video to the song you were dancing to. I got Lynn off her bum and sent her off ask one of two blokes to dance. For the rest of the night Lynn was back and forth checking in on me and shaking her tailfeather. I was having a wonderful time off in the corner doing what I love...people watching. Thanks to the folks in ZERO6 for giving me an eyeful of yall nasty asses!!! LOL!! I had about 5 couples sit in my area and swat spit, but one couple took the cake. They actually fornicated in front of me! This chick sat on a bloke's lap, he adjusted his willywanker while she moved her dress around. Away they went. Good shit...good shit. I pulled Lynn into my voyuerism by asking her to check them out so we could see when they climaxed. Ok many of you may be saying gross, but hell some of yall have in-house dick. Leave me alone.
Later on after the couple was roughly separated by their friends, Lynn and I made our exit as the club was closing down for the evening. We ended up giving one of Lynn's bloke's a ride home. Lynn and I had a good laugh when he told us that he was part of MI6, which is supposed to be similar to the CIA. Ohhhweee I had a MIB agent in my car....what ever! His other friend said that he was a millionaire...so what are you doing in a rinky dink club...aren't there special clubs for millionaires? On the other hand, he had a blast laughing at our accents.
The rest of the weekend was spent once again out in Southend with Saturday being a day where we walked around looking at the pier and doing a bit of shopping. She took some great pics, which I will a post later. This week I have logged over a 100 miles of driving by myself with no one in the car making me nervous. Plus, I did not hit anything! Always a plus, right?
This weekend Lynn and I are off to party in Chelmsford with this other guy she met during training. She is turning into a real social butterfly and I am her wing woman. No probs for me as long as they buy me a drink. So we will try to visit another friend we met at training, who lives out in Maldon. It is supposed to be a small town.
British Words Learned:
1. top up- add to Used in a sentence- "I need to top up my calling card"
2. sharps- hypodermic needles
3. boot- a trunk of a car
Differences:
1. I sat in a meeting today and was slightly put off when I observed my supervisor sticking out her middle finger at me. First thought "Why the hell is she flipping me off?" Fortunately, the middle finger out here does not carry the same weight as it does in the States.
Ok, so here's the story line. Roughly 1 year ago, an amazing woman from South Central Los Angeles decided after receiving her Master's degree to expand her horizons and venture off to London. So over the course of the next couple of years she will hope to bring two continents together through the eloquence of her words...ok that is complete and utter bullshit! Your not doing shit so just stay a minute for the hell of it!
Location: In a London borough not far away from 3 tube lines, England
About me: 1. Lover of all things Chocolate 2. Terrified of Texas flying Tree Roaches 3. New lover of roundabouts 4. The world is my oyster...w/out the fishy smell 5. God, does not like ugly...so rearrange yourself and your face
