The Critter left yesterday to visit friends in Bristol and will not return until friday. Bristol is to the west of London, I hope I'm correct. By chance are you wondering... why I am being whiny? Well once The Critter comes back I will only have the weekend with him before he leaves for Dublin on Monday. He will have two days in Dublin and then he is on his way back to the States. I will have to wait a whole year before I see him again. Hell, I need to pray he wants to see my ass again. I can be a challenging friend to have, especially when you add in anxiety-creating situations, stress, sporadic influx of moola (£, $), snoring, attempts at physical violence, drunken honesty, ohhh let's not forget the biggie...PMS. Shite! Okay enough about me...let us look at his flaws for a bit (see he is not here to chew me out or delete my words. By the time he reads this yall will know what's up).
The Critter in a nutshell:
1. As a man he has a tendency to be a bit forgetful...his recent sin includes not having called me yet to let me know that he made it to Bristol safely. Such a douchebottle!
2. He likes being confined and treated roughly...remember the 10 hours in immigration!
3. A high pitched scream escapes when you happen to drive into a roundabout and forget to look right while a car comes barreling towards you. To tell the truth the scream scared me more than the car coming towards me. The Critter will never admit to screaming...he will say that he yelled "Jesus, look out!!!" I heard a scream before the words. LOL!
4. He is crabby mess first thing in the morning without coffee. It does amuse me to bother him since I wake up naturally energetic. What can I say...I have been blessed not to be cursed with the caffeination addiction.
5. Need I get into the bodily noises...on many occasions I have informed him that sharing is not caring!
So I will have to fill up my time while he is gone...what to do? what to do?
Oh yeah!
1. Go to bed early
2. Use the computer, since no one will be hogging it
3. Walk around the house in various stages of undress
4. Spend the night at a friend's house
My social calendar is a bit skimpy at the moment. It should plump up within the next couple of weeks.
Cheers!
Ok, so here's the story line. Roughly 1 year ago, an amazing woman from South Central Los Angeles decided after receiving her Master's degree to expand her horizons and venture off to London. So over the course of the next couple of years she will hope to bring two continents together through the eloquence of her words...ok that is complete and utter bullshit! Your not doing shit so just stay a minute for the hell of it!
Location: In a London borough not far away from 3 tube lines, England
About me: 1. Lover of all things Chocolate 2. Terrified of Texas flying Tree Roaches 3. New lover of roundabouts 4. The world is my oyster...w/out the fishy smell 5. God, does not like ugly...so rearrange yourself and your face
